FUUUUUUUCK THE BIBLE…
Are any of these things refuted in the new testament? I know Jesus voided a lot of Old Testament laws, but where these among them?
And now another head was emerging from the tip of Voldemort’s wand…and Harry knew when he saw it who it would be…he knew, as though he had expected it from the moment when Cedric had appeared from the wand…knew, because the man appearing was the one he’d thought of more than any other tonight….
The smoky shadow of a tall man with untidy hair fell to the ground as Bertha had done, straightened up, and looked at him…and Harry, his arms shaking madly now, looked back into the ghostly face of his father.
“Your mother’s coming…” he said quietly. “She wants to see you…it will be all right…hold on….”"
— Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Priori Incantatem
A Book of Hours.
(A Book of Hours is essentially a tiny illuminated manuscript, typically used for devotional content, prayers, or to record the liturgical year and other important dates. It was mostly carried around by women.)
Can Miley Cyrus stop twitching her flat bum and calling it twerking? Kthanksbye.
So I want to briefly (as briefly as possible) talk about why there has been such an overwhelmingly negative response to Miley’s behavior recently.
For those who haven’t heard, Miley has recently been spending a lot of her time with rappers. This isn’t unfamiliar behavior, and I am personally…
OMG and how he says it in like a semi baby voice but not in a lame way but thats just his lil voice all like ‘you’re so stoopid rowse!’ AAGHHHHAAAAAQQQWWW
ten inch dick aka longer than my forearm
i know there are some writers who follow me
I believe the average is 6 inches? The longest is 14, an he suffers dizziness when he gets a boner, and even though he’s heterosexual, he can only have sex with men (or anally with women) as his cock can’t fit in a vagina.
So writers, take note.
jesus h. christ
I once had a boyfriend who was quite well-endowed, and that was some painful, annoying shit right there (especially with a selfish dude who didn’t really think about that/blamed me for being “tiny,” what the fuck). The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep, though some women may have a depth of 6-7 inches.
Of course, a lady’s Sarlaac Pit is designed to accomodate rather large things. That does not, however, mean that it is comfortable or fun to have those large things in your hermetically-sealed shame basket, not to mention have it ramming repeatedly against your cervix. Ow fucking ow.
Contrary to popular belief, bigger is NOT ALWAYS BETTER.
A rectum can be between 5-7 inches deep. A pliable dildo could push past that, taking that sharp curve into the large intestine, if you’re patient and flexible and you have a lot of lube at your disposal. And you don’t mind things being in your INTESTINES, oh my God. A hard dick, however, that isn’t so bendy, would be another story entirely.
So if you’re shooting for realistic sex and your bottom isn’t into pain, you may want to reconsider giving your top anything over 7-8 inches of dick. 10+ inches might sound awesome but like Communism, for most people at least, it’s better in theory than it is in practice.
This very NSFW and TMI-imbued post brought to you by all the fucks I do not give.
Oh and if anyone accuses me of kink shaming I will find you and I will skin you.
ive learned a lot today omg
i think the last of my innocence just got killed reading this
I reblogged this yesterday but I just have to reblogg again for ^
#huge dicks are like communism
can someone please put that on a shirt
10 inches is bigger than you forearm? Wow, you’ve got a small forearm. :3
The longest is actually 16 inches lol
John how the fuck do you know that?
Today on Tumblr, I learned about dicks…
1. Tunnel of Love in Kleven, Ukraine
2. Sunken Yacht, Antarctica
3. Underwater Statue of Jesus, Malta
4. Abandoned Mill in Sorrento, Italy
5. Keelung City, Taiwan
6. Abandoned Plane Crash, Iceland
7. Wonderland Amusement Park, China
A+ book and film
one of my favorites
rebloggable, as requested :)
this is the most accurate description of how awful periods are that i have ever read. *slow applauds*
Also worthy of mention is poly-cystic ovary syndrome, which, put plainly, causes your period be be irregular due to imbalanced hormones. This means you can skip a period or two (or nine, in my case), but the other side of the coin is you can also bleed for two weeks straight (also my case). Then you can take birth control, which costs money obviously, to try and regulate your cycle. But of course you’re shoving more hormones into your body, so it’s like you can go through puberty again and again.
Course the pills don’t help with the cramping or the flow. So. There’s that.