mothink: A little bit of Rogers in my life A little bit of Iron Man by my side A little bit of Tasha is all I need A little bit of Thor is what I see A little bit of Bruce in the sun A little bit of Hawkeye all night long A little bit of Loki here I am A little bit of you makes me your man
limchii: dear Heavenly Father, when i look at myself , i realize that i am not changing for him. but rather changing for God. changing for myself. for the better. he influences me in ways i didn’t think possible. i thank God every second of the day for him. for the second love of my life. for my first love should and will always be you Lord. together we progress for the better. for...
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could you imagine if a celebrity got onto tumblr and saw all the teenage girls saying ‘I hate you’ and calling them life ruiners and actually became seriously depressed because they wouldn’t understand
But a woman does not out-swim the fastest man in the world in the back quarter...– Ye Shiwen’s world record Olympic swim ‘disturbing’, says top US coach | Sport | The Guardian I just find it amusing that everyone is sure—SURE—the Ye Shiwen is taking some sort of performance enhancing drug since she was able to beat a white American dude. So sure that they’d happily go to papers...
me: scarlett johannson is really attractive
me: am i a lesbian?
me: but benedict cumberbatch
me: but jennifer lawrence
me: but matt smith, david tennant, billie piper
me: oh god I'm jack harkness
In other news, it’s my mum’s birthday tomorrow. Happy Birthday!
My stepmother wants to divorce my dad. Not that I can blame her: I can hardly stand seeing him every other month, let alone living with him. He’s proud, selfish, insensitive, dishonest. It’s not fair. And it’s not like he’s an arsehole in a vacuum. He’s got 4 children with a fifth on the way, and what will a second failed marriage do? I just have to grit my teeth and...
imawanchor: i’ll never get over the irony of mcdonalds being a major sponsor of the olympics
Mitt Romney Spokesman Tells Reporters ‘Kiss My... →
dionthesocialist: cognitivedissonance: A Mitt Romney spokesman reprimanded reporters traveling with the candidate on his six-day foreign trip this morning, telling them to “kiss my ass” after they shouted questions from behind a rope line. As Romney left the site of the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier in Warsaw and walked toward his motorcade parked in Pilsudski Square, reporters began shouting...
louisdelgay: if you are a lil unsure about your outfit just remember rupert grint went to his first premiere wearing this
Apple is literally justifying their suit against...
dionthesocialist: Apple, you cannot own a shape. You are getting out of hand, Apple. Go to your room. No soup for you.
Special fangirl powers by fandom:
lockedin221b: mirasaurus: Doctor Who: Ability to explain things at light speed Ability to ruin hipster posts Supernatural: Ability to point out the exceedingly obvious in a funny manner Sherlock: Observant as fuck Ability to ship characters that don’t exist Ability to crazy Avengers: Ability to have an army Ability to draw the villain with cat ears Harry Potter: Ability to gaze...
how i would narrate the Olympics
me: they're doing some athletic shit