The Shortest Horror Story Ever
mad-angel-with-a-box: frequency-radio: supersonicbionic: The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door. -Frederic Brown Oh hello, I’m the Doctor! Why did you lock yourself in a room? Bit boring, isn’t it? And the shortest horror story ever just became a comedy. #How fandoms ruin hipster posts
Open the door to someone trying to repossess the...
Get shouted at for opening said door. Then my mum has a shouting match with the guy on the other side of the door, whilst I’m standing there befuddled. Quite confused. Can I just move out of my life please, or?
xwhatserface: mel-lovable: karameruru: viremi: thelocalpaedo: TAKEEEEEEEE ONNNNNNNN MEEEEEEEE TAKE ON ME TAKEEEEEEEE MEEEEEEEE ONNNNNNNN TAKE ON ME I’LLLLLLLLL BEEEEEEEE GONEEEEEEEE IN A DAY OR TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Americans: That character can't die, they're the main character!
BBC: You must be new.
lemon-in-the-flight-deck: its-just-the-shock-talking: when I find myself in times of trouble Greg Lestrade comes to me speaking words of wisdom well, don’t commit suicide
nemesis19: Hang me down By the a river bed With the other dead I will sing the whole way down Hang me down By the river bed With the other dead I will die without a sound Save me, save me, save… Oh lord save me, save me, again. Save me, save me, save… Oh lord save me, save me, My friend
William Shakespeare: Ah, she's royal, that's God's business, though you are a royal beauty.
Martha Jones: Whoa, nelly. I know for a fact you've got a wife in the country.
William Shakespeare: But Martha this is town.
The Doctor: Come on! We can all have a good flirt later!
William Shakespeare: That a promise Doctor? :>
The Doctor: Ohh, 57 academics just punched the air. Now move!