April 2012
The Shortest Horror Story Ever
mad-angel-with-a-box:
frequency-radio:
supersonicbionic:
The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
-Frederic Brown
Oh hello, I’m the Doctor! Why did you lock yourself in a room? Bit boring, isn’t it?
And the shortest horror story ever just became a comedy.
#How fandoms ruin hipster posts
Open the door to someone trying to repossess the...
Get shouted at for opening said door.
Then my mum has a shouting match with the guy on the other side of the door, whilst I’m standing there befuddled.
Quite confused.
Can I just move out of my life please, or?
xwhatserface:
mel-lovable:
karameruru:
viremi:
thelocalpaedo:
TAKEEEEEEEE
ONNNNNNNN
MEEEEEEEE
TAKE ON ME
TAKEEEEEEEE
MEEEEEEEE
ONNNNNNNN
TAKE ON ME
I’LLLLLLLLL
BEEEEEEEE
GONEEEEEEEE
IN A DAY OR
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Americans: That character can't die, they're the main character!
BBC: You must be new.
lemon-in-the-flight-deck:
its-just-the-shock-talking:
when I find myself in times of trouble
Greg Lestrade comes to me
speaking words of wisdom
well, don’t commit suicide
Save Me
nemesis19:
Hang me down By the a river bed With the other dead I will sing the whole way down
Hang me down By the river bed With the other dead I will die without a sound
Save me, save me, save… Oh lord save me, save me, again.
Save me, save me, save… Oh lord save me, save me, My friend
William Shakespeare: Ah, she's royal, that's God's business, though you are a royal beauty.
Martha Jones: Whoa, nelly. I know for a fact you've got a wife in the country.
William Shakespeare: But Martha this is town.
The Doctor: Come on! We can all have a good flirt later!
William Shakespeare: That a promise Doctor? :>
The Doctor: Ohh, 57 academics just punched the air. Now move!
